* To all you public defenders trying to get criminal clients off… have you considered just winning the electoral college? [Guardian]
* If you’re the worst student at your law school, but belong to FedSoc and want a federal judgeship, STAY IN LINE. [Yale Daily News]
* Law firms ask judge to dismiss “incoherent” lawsuit. [ABA Journal]
* Tug of war continues as voters reinstall prosecutor that DeSantis removed. [Bloomberg Law News]
* The firms poised to benefit from hitching their brand to the convicted felon rapist guy. [Law360]
* A fake money business isn’t the height of professionalism? Shocking. [The Recorder]
* Cute! States seek to enshrine reproductive rights in their constitutions like that will matter. [NPR]