* Elena Kagan points out that the Supreme Court majority just used a glorified TRO to functionally reverse a century of precedent because, like Whose Line Is It Anyway, the rules are made up and nothing matters. [Newsweek]
* Clifford Chance unveils new logo. [Legal Cheek]
* West Point law professor sues administration over First Amendment violations. [Army Times]
* The administration says Tylenol causes autism… reset the clock to see who shorted Kenvue hours before the announcement, followed by who goes long hours before Trump announces that the company bought him a mega yacht and now ibuprofen causes cancer. [Bloomberg Law News]
* “Did the SEC Just Kill the Securities Class Action?” Teapot Dome over the weekend… Hoovervilles by next year. Right on pace. [New York Law Journal]
* Oracle taking control of TikTok data, proving that it really can get worse than handing your data to the Chinese Communist Party. [Law360]
* Trump wants charges brought against Letitia James and other political enemies as retribution for the charges he and his business faced because he doesn’t understand that his organization committed crimes and they didn’t. [National Law Journal]
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