Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York and priest doxxer, was rear-ended this Saturday on a highway.
Last night, Rudy Giuliani was injured in a car accident on the highway after helping a domestic violence victim in New Hampshire.
“Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a… pic.twitter.com/CMWWgCv7BE
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 31, 2025
The internet quickly took to speculating about his health following the crash. It was largely overshadowed by speculation over Trump’s health, but the pockets of curiosity were there nonetheless. Despite the laundry list of injuries in the tweet, Giuliani seems to be alright. New York Times has coverage:
Rudolph W. Giuliani was released from the hospital on Monday afternoon after a car crash in Manchester, N.H., on Saturday night, according to his security chief and a friend.
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“A little car accident won’t be slowing him down,” said Michael Ragusa, the security chief for Mr. Giuliani, who led New York through the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
The release is probably for the best — the last place Trump wants to be seen right now amidst the Weekend at Donald’s memeing is at a hospital when he awards Giuliani the Medal of Freedom.
“As President of the United States of America, I am pleased to announce that Rudy Giuliani, the greatest Mayor in the history of NYC, and an equally great American Patriot, will receive THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM, our Country’s highest civilian honor…” – President Trump pic.twitter.com/cqQOU290Vo
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 1, 2025
Most people just give their friends a bouquet or a get well card, but what else is there to do when you have such a flair for gaudy extravagance? Speedy recovery or whatever, man.
Giuliani Released From Hospital After Car Crash [NYT]
Earlier: Rudy Giuliani Embraces Contempt As A Lifestyle, And It Somehow Manages To Work Out For Him
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