* Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy apparently share a common space. It’s like an old episode of Real World except with more crime. [People]
* Meanwhile, Caroline Ellison gets two real years for fake money scam. [Reuters]
* SEC lawyer informs defense bar that the regulator is just going to drag them into expensive and time-consuming real court post-Jarkesy. Another crackerjack pro-business decision by this Supreme Court! [Law360]
* Biglaw firms duped in legally themed Nigerian Prince scam. [ABA Journal]
* Freshfields dropping the rest of its name in rebrand. [LegalCheek]
* Alex Jones IP getting auctioned off for anyone looking to own a piece of crackpot history. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Partners flirting with $3000/hour. [American Lawyer]