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In the Grand Theft Auto video game series, you can usually carjack a fighter jet just as easily as a Tercel by walking up to it and pushing a button. In reality, carjacking is a violent crime made more dangerous than most muggings by the additional uncertainty posed by a victim potentially capable of driving off, raising the tensions and the risk of deadly miscalculation on all sides. To the extent there’s a “degree of difficulty” component to carjacking, rolling up on a US Marshal’s vehicle expecting to drive away with it falls at the heavy end of that spectrum.
A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.
The Deputy Marshal was apparently sitting outside the justice’s condo at 1:15 in the morning when approached by the attempted carjacker. Anyone sitting in a stationary vehicle in the middle of the night is presumptively not to be messed with. I mean… they’ve clearly got something heavy going on. But here we are:
‘The suspect exited a vehicle, approached one of the Marshals, and pointed a handgun at him in an apparent attempt to carjack him,’ a DC Metropolitan Police Department press release said.
‘The Marshal drew his service weapon and fired several shots at the suspect. A second Marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon.
Thankfully no one was killed, though the attempted carjacker was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. The suspect was charged with “armed carjacking, carrying a pistol without a license, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device.”
Or per Clarence Thomas’s jurisprudence, “a bunch of fake crimes.”
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